Hustler Words – Two 15-year-olds are facing charges of unarmed carjacking following an alleged assault on Edward "Big Balls" Coristine, a young software engineer who previously served as a prominent figure within the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE) during the Trump administration. Coristine also held an internship at Neuralink.
The incident occurred in Washington’s Logan Circle around 3 a.m. on Sunday, according to reports citing local authorities. Coristine, who recently returned to federal service at the Social Security Administration after a stint at DOGE, was with his girlfriend when they were approached by a group of approximately ten teenagers. The group reportedly made comments suggesting they intended to take the car.
Sources indicate that Coristine, prioritizing his girlfriend’s safety, urged her into the vehicle. He then confronted the group, at which point he was allegedly attacked. The assault continued until police arrived on the scene.
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The incident has drawn attention from prominent figures. On Tuesday, Elon Musk publicly commended Coristine’s bravery on X, his social media platform. Former President Trump also addressed the situation on Truth Social, sharing a graphic image of Coristine following the attack. Trump used the incident to advocate for prosecuting teenagers as young as 14 as adults in certain cases. The incident is still under investigation by local authorities.
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